Can I Get A Rocketship To Mars?

For this writing assignment from the assignment bank I had to write about a place I would want to live at and what I would do if I lived there. I would absolutely love to live at the Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Martian Witchcraft and Wizardry. Pigfarts is the parody school based off of the Harry Potter series’ Hogwarts from A Very Potter Musical. Malfoy talks about it a lot and how he longs to go there but can’t because it’s on Mars, and he doesn’t have a rocketship to take him there. The headmaster’s name is Rumbleroar, instead of Dumbledore. He is a lion…who can talk. (I also heard that if you are a good student, Rumbleroar will let you ride on his back). I would study magic and become a Martian Auror (dark Martian wizard catcher) if I attended Pigfarts. I would work as hard as I could in my classes, while devoting some time to Martian Quidditch (almost like soccer but while flying on a broom) and be best friends with Rumbleroar, to try to earn a ride on his back.

Pigfarts

The only problem with this marvelous plan? I need to find me a rocketship…